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Leaning is not only good for well-being, it is also a great way to show off your advanced balance, inquisitive nature, cultural superiority and last but not least, it's a great way to stay in shape.
Leaning is not only good for well-being, it is also a great way to show off your advanced balance, inquisitive nature, cultural superiority and last but not least, it's a great way to stay in shape.
Many activities such as outdoor camping and indoor bowls require one to be in or outdoors whereas leaning can be participated in indoors and outdoors alike. Unlike table tennis and soccerball leaning requires very little space so is ideal for people who live in bedsits, caravans and small windmills.
There is no upper or lower age limit although some participants may require supervision and in some cases a leaning harness. These are available at most good Woolworth's stores.
Leaning is non discriminatory, it had previously been illegal for women to participate in the pastime but due to modern attitudes it has now been opened up to all humans, animals, automatons, androids and sentient plant species. But not hipsters. Definitely not fucking hipsters.
Famous converts to the leaning circuit include names such as Robert De Niro, Kelsey Grammer, Bobby Davro, Gillian Anderson, Nigel Kennedy, Ned Flanders and Sting.
In fact only this week Nicolas cage has expressed and interest in playing the lead role in the upcoming feature film "Lean if you wanna go faster (the story of modern leaning)".
So maybe it's time to discover something new, discover leaning, you'd be daft not to.
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